"It may be typical of the pro-Obama Dungeons & Dragons crowd to disparage a fellow countryman's memory of war from the comfort of mom's basement, but most Americans have the humility and gratitude to respect and learn from the memories of men who suffered on behalf of others."
Scott: McCain hates D&D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
Isaac Force: What about the suffering of my level 5 elf mage when he fought the orc army in the dark forests and was nearly defeated?
Scott: Was he held prisoner of war in an orcish encampment for 3 moons?
Isaac Force: No but he was held prisoner in the great dragon's underground lair for half a mortal man's lifetime
Isaac Force: That one took a lot of Mt. Dew
Scott: Well in that case he's probably entitled for a 25% gold refund for taxes paid to the king for the past 3 crop rotations. And an extra goat for his trouble
Scott: However any loot, especially magic rings found prior to incarceration will fall under the "found monies" clause of the new provision and must be surrendered to the local provisional mayor immediately