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Scott Francis Baker

May 1st, 2008

Death and dismemberment... @ 08:12 am

(08:05:00 AM) scott: GOOD NEWS
(08:05:20 AM) scott: I got to work and there is a pamphlet about accidental death and dismemberment
(08:05:29 AM) scott: That's another way you could kill me and cash in
(08:05:38 AM) Angela: NICE

This pamphlet is messed up. It goes through all your various body parts, and how much you get if you lose one. If you lose one foot and one hand you get full benefits. If you only lose sight in one eye, you get half. That sort of thing... wow.
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Date:May 1st, 2008 03:33 pm (UTC)
I better get full benefits I lose just one nut. None of that half benefit crap for that one.
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Date:May 2nd, 2008 03:01 am (UTC)
Maybe it depends on the nut. Is the amount of cash based on size, texture, color, odor?
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Date:May 2nd, 2008 03:05 am (UTC)
It's most likely based on weight.

"Oh no... this guy has HUGE nuts. This is gonna cost us."

Scott Francis Baker