Scott Francis Baker (muerte) wrote,
Scott Francis Baker
muerte

Death and dismemberment...

(08:05:00 AM) scott: GOOD NEWS
(08:05:20 AM) scott: I got to work and there is a pamphlet about accidental death and dismemberment
(08:05:29 AM) scott: That's another way you could kill me and cash in
(08:05:38 AM) Angela: NICE

This pamphlet is messed up. It goes through all your various body parts, and how much you get if you lose one. If you lose one foot and one hand you get full benefits. If you only lose sight in one eye, you get half. That sort of thing... wow.
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