Scott Francis Baker (muerte) wrote,
Scott Francis Baker

What do the little piggies say.

If you were an outsider looking at my desk you'd think I'd be a fat computer nerd, and you'd be half right. My desk is covered in all kinds of computer gear, and food. As of five minutes ago I had a bag of pretzels (left over from lunch), two Twix bars, a bag of M&Ms, a box of Runts, and a box of donuts. The candy was on sale (10 for $3), and the donuts the new manager bought for me... but still!

Oink oink I must say.

Funny thing is, I can't gain weight to save my life. I weigh about 150 pounds, but I'd much rather weigh 175. Ever since I had my colectomy I can't gain weight.

I put the extra candy in my desk and moved the donuts to the shared cubicle so I can give the impression that I'm not a fat hog. I'm really not a pig I swear!

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