Scott Francis Baker (muerte) wrote,
Scott Francis Baker

Ostomy attack!

themabbi sent me this crazy ostomy story. It's a lot of work to remove your ostomy bag, and then throw it at someone. Not to mention then your probably covered in your own poo and leaking all over yourself until you can replaced. I think I'd rather just tell the cop my name!

Officer assaulted with colostomy bag

A teenager stopped by a police officer at the Grand Avenue Mall as a suspected truant became disruptive and threw his colostomy bag at the officer, department spokeswoman Anne E. Schwartz said this morning.

The officer was responding to a truancy complaint at the downtown mall Monday at 1:17 p.m. and stopped the youth, who refused to tell the officer his name or age, she said. The suspect then became disruptive and threw his colostomy bag containing bodily waste at the officer.

A colostomy bag is a worn outside the stomach to collect feces, generally following colon surgery. Schwartz said the assault is considered an "injury to an officer" because of the potential harm from contamination.

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