We get in to the locker room and I go to put his trunks on him and he's totally pooed up. I've got no diaper bag so I have to make due with toilet paper (which is not designed for a squirming baby). Luckily he doesn't need a diaper in the pool, he just has to make it home. No big deal I McGuyver'd that one up right. So I put on my trunks and maneuver my folded clothes, wallet, phone, etc (no bag to store them in) in one hand, and pick Gabe with the other. Hmmmmmmmmm why am I warm and wet... hey what's that dripping down my... SON OF A!
As I picked him up he's peeing! As least it was in a pool locker room so it just went down the drain. So then I had to put all my clothes down and go shower us both down to remove the urine! Then I had to do the baby, clothing balancing act again so we could head out to the pool. After that swim lessons were a lot of fun, but only after all bodily fluids were taken care of.