So Luke tells this great story about his cell mate talking about how he used to do meth. Apparently this guy figured out a safe way do meth. Apparently if you have a radio handy you can tune it to the Christian music station, then disconnect one of the speakers, put the speaker wire into the meth (with the music still going) it makes the meth safe. God's healing power travels down the speaker wire into the meth and makes it safe! That's so awesome, I'm totally gonna go do some!
Luke also mentioned that you have to freeball while you're in the pokey. Apparently they issue you a blue jump suit and that's it. Sick thing is you have to turn them in when you're out. So they just wash those and give them to some other dude. I don't want my junk rubbing where some other convicted felon's junk rubbed. Ew!