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Scott Francis Baker

January 30th, 2006

Billionaire white defendant complains too few blacks in Alabama jury pool @ 07:27 pm

Finally! After countless hours scientists have been able to solve all the worlds ills. No more cancer, no more starvation, no more Jerry Springer. With all that taken care of they've instead chosen to focus their enormous talents on the men's razors. After countless hours they were able to come up with the greatest gift ever given: the five bladed razor!

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Date:January 31st, 2006 05:06 am (UTC)
Jesus, the replacement cartridges must cost about as much as the GDP of a third world country
Date:January 31st, 2006 04:41 pm (UTC)
I got one of these. It works ok but I think if they put one more blade on it the space time continuum will rip.

Gillette took a page out of the crack dealers book and gives you the first one free.
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Date:February 4th, 2006 06:54 am (UTC)
At first glance I thought to myself, "Hmm, five blades? That's not very impressive." But after reading that advertisement I can see now that this is really a revolutionary breakthrough! It must have taken some pretty big balls for science to fool around with such power.

Scott Francis Baker