Scott Francis Baker (muerte) wrote,
Scott Francis Baker
muerte

There's a nut preachin about how how Jesus loves tupperware on every street corner

Today is the day my son lost his innocence. I come home and see the baby in the high chair with his shirt unbuttoned and Angie says, "ya I had to take his temperature under his armpit." Then she pauses while I play with the baby a little more, "but it didn't work so I had to take it anally."

My poor innocent little son was violated today! He'll never be the same. That little sparkle in his eyes... gone! I weep for his lost childhood.
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