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Scott Francis Baker

December 28th, 2005

Police baffled as to how some slippery thieves managed to steal 24 boa constrictors from a city zoo @ 08:48 pm

It was time for baby Gabe to lay down so I was changing his diaper before I put him down. As I'm adjusting the diaper around his legs I feel something splatter my pants and then hit my shoe. The little bastard peed all down my leg. Totally nailed me good from the waist down. I finished putting on his diaper and lay him down in his crib. As soon as he was in the prone position he looked up at me all sad with that, "I don't wanna go to sleep" look on his face. I looked him right in the eyes and said, "you should have thought of that before you peed on me."
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Date:December 29th, 2005 05:49 am (UTC)
and you thought i talked about pee a lot in my posts!
Date:December 29th, 2005 08:17 am (UTC)
You going to tell him the same thing when he is 16?
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Date:December 29th, 2005 04:08 pm (UTC)
If he pees on me when he's 16 he has whole different conversation coming!
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Date:December 29th, 2005 06:11 pm (UTC)


I notice Gabe never does this to his Mom, just you, Scott. Either Angie has the diaper-changing thing down to an art form (which she needs to teach you), or she has offered Gabe a better bribe. If the second thing turns out to be true, offer Gabe a convertible sports car. Quickly. (Before your drycleaning expenses proliferate.) :D

Scott Francis Baker