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Scott Francis Baker

December 10th, 2005

Montreal has sold out of yellow rubber ducks @ 10:48 pm

I was changing the baby today and while his diaper was off I noticed that he had a little diaper rash. So I reached up and grabbed the diaper rash cream and looked back down. As I was going to apply it I noticed that he had three drops of pee on his shirt. I thought, "I really should get his diaper on quick," and I looked up and his face was dripping wet. He had peed all over himself in the 4 seconds it took to get the diaper rash cream. He peed in his own eyes! I laughed and then he started to pee again! I had to cover him up real quick, and then we went in the bathroom and gave him a bath!

As a side note Jolt Cola and Vodka is a very dangerous combination. We did a little of that last night and I got way drunk! I think all the caffeine really made the alcohol hit me faster... Wow. No good!
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Date:December 12th, 2005 04:42 pm (UTC)
Jolt and Vodka are good, it was just the frozen chunks of sausage on your car that weren't so good.
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Date:December 12th, 2005 04:48 pm (UTC)
Ya that wasn't so good. Neither was puking in Voltron's backyard and not remembering it.
Date:December 13th, 2005 02:51 am (UTC)
I have some medication that will prevent your liver from absorbing alcohol. That would get you really messed up.

Scott Francis Baker