So I'm changing his diaper and clothes and he's buck naked on the changing table on his stomach. I'm drying off his back just about to put his clothes on and I see this little white thing in his butt crack. After fishing it out I was able to determine that it was half of one of those clips that hold clothes tags to the clothes. I felt like a terrible parent at that point. Not only was my son lying in about 9 gallons of his own urine, but he had plastic in his butt crack.
In his defense he slept for his whole nap period, and only woke up because I woke him up to eat.