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Scott Francis Baker

July 27th, 2005

No jail time for Louisville's Ruby Jewell who set fire to her house because she ran out of beer @ 03:47 pm

Finally Angie and I can agree on some decor for the baby's room. HELLO! Are you friggin' kidding me, who comes up with this crap. Better yet, who buys this crap! This stupid thing has five damn bids on it! It's going for like $50 freaking dollars. WOW! Come on, it's not even anatomically correct!

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Date:July 27th, 2005 10:52 pm (UTC)
Does the cord come out of it's ass ?!?
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Date:July 27th, 2005 11:09 pm (UTC)
The power cord should come out of it's belly button, like an umbilical cord. Then it would be totally awesome.

Oh wait. And it should poop when you turn it on. BABYTASTIC

Scott Francis Baker