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Scott Francis Baker

June 28th, 2005

Andrew: i've said it before and i'll say it again, would you rather enter my mind or my ass @ 06:20 pm

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."

So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"

"No, because he's really heavy."

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Date:June 30th, 2005 08:20 am (UTC)
Are you drunk?

Scott Francis Baker