Man who represented himself appeals competence of attorney

(20:45:36) ScottICQ: Angie just said that some guy on American Idol had eye sex with everyone
(20:45:38) ScottICQ: what does that even mean
(20:46:11) Potsie: I think it means like he has a glass eye and he did some chick with it.
(20:48:40) Potsie: I think I just invented a new kind of porn.