Damn that Whitaker guy not fixing LJ. LJ is down right now and he's probably surfing for midget porn or something. I know that guy, I know how he works.
(17:37:39) ScottAIM: the site is still down (17:37:42) ScottAIM: fix it (17:37:45) bradwhit2: dude (17:37:45) ScottAIM: WHITAKER (17:37:46) ScottAIM: DO IT! (17:37:47) bradwhit2: 100+ machines (17:37:53) bradwhit2: gotta bring em all up (17:37:55) ScottAIM: DON'T GIVE ME YOUR EXCUSES! (17:37:58) ScottAIM: grok grok perl (17:38:01) ScottAIM: LIVEJOURNAL = FIXED (17:38:02) ScottAIM: DO IT! (17:38:03) ScottAIM: HOMO! (17:38:15) ScottAIM: You're just captain excuses... This is you (17:38:21) ScottAIM: <whine>I can't make LJ work</whine> (17:40:02) ScottAIM: :) (17:40:39) ScottAIM: DON'T IGNORE ME MISTER! (17:40:47) bradwhit2: ass
I got tired of listening to his excuses so I wrote some code to help motivate him to get off his ass and fix LJ :)
if ($whitaker ne "lazy") { $whitaker = Perl::Coder->new(); while ($livejournal_percent_complete < 100) { $whitaker->grok_some_code("Your Mom"); $whitaker->scratch_ass(1); $whitaker_take_break("J.O.","Sea Doo"); $livejournal_percent_complete += 10; } return 1; } else { &google_search("Bea Arthur Naked"); $whitaker = Lazy::Coder->new(); while($i < 20) { $whitaker->jack_off(); } return 0; }