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Scott Francis Baker


November 9th, 2004

Japan sets up field hospital for sexually deprived women @ 08:56 pm

ScottICQ: Do you think any of the Jedi ever use their powers of the force during sex?
Potsie: I don't think Jedi's are supposed to have sex.
Potsie: They are kinda like Priest's
ScottICQ: What?
ScottICQ: Really?
Potsie: Do you think the Jedi council ever had to deal with Jedi Knights touching their padwans inappropriately?
ScottICQ: That's a gip
ScottICQ: I bet you Mace Windu is a huge pedo
Potsie: Well Luke gets married in some of the EU novels.
Potsie: But the Jedis of the old republic weren't aloud to have wives.
Potsie: That's why Anakin had to get married in secrecy.
ScottICQ: That force mind control could get you some sweet tang
Potsie: Yeah but that would be using the dark side.
ScottICQ: Ya but the dark side get my wizang some attention!
Potsie: I thought we were talking about Jedis, not you.
ScottICQ: I was speaking about myself as if I were a jedi
Potsie: If you want to have a serious conversation about Jedi ethics then let me know. If you want to play around then we can end this conversation right now.
ScottICQ: because I don't have dark side power
ScottICQ: HAHAHA
ScottICQ: ass
Potsie: Hehe.
 
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From:kizat
Date:November 10th, 2004 06:27 am (UTC)
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sweet jesus
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From:whitaker
Date:November 10th, 2004 07:03 am (UTC)
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If you want to have a serious conversation about Jedi ethics then let me know. If you want to play around then we can end this conversation right now.

I can completely picture Jason saying that in person, in that voice he does when he's making a hilariously sarcastic joke. Yeah.
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From:graceadieu
Date:November 10th, 2004 03:49 pm (UTC)

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If the Jedi Knights weren't allowed to have sex, no wonder Darth Vader went over to the Dark Side. For Pete's sake, making silly rules like that is a real good way to elmininate an entire civilization. Someone needs to rethink this entire idea and come up with a better one! :D

Scott Francis Baker