Scott Francis Baker (muerte) wrote,
Scott Francis Baker

Traveling on a containership is not better than sex, though it does last longer.

So I was talking with my wife (and later Isaac) about generic breakfast cereals the other day. It seems to me that there is a generic form of just about every cereal these days. Even the weird crappy ones that I can't imagine anyone ever buys. There is a veritable cornucopia of generic cereals, one for every cereal except Kix. Kix, and Corn Chex are probably my two favorite cereals. Finding generic Corn Chex is a no-brainer, everyone makes that, but I've never seen a generic Kix.

I wonder if General Mills has some crazy patent on the process they use to make Kix so darn delicious. That's the only reason I can think of as to why there is no generic Kix. Am I crazy? Has anyone ever seen a generic Kix? If so where can I get some! I'm sure part of the reason that Kix is the most expensive cereal you can buy is because there is no generic version.

I smell conspiracy!
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