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Scott Francis Baker

August 15th, 2004

Traveling on a containership is not better than sex, though it does last longer. @ 10:29 am

So I was talking with my wife (and later Isaac) about generic breakfast cereals the other day. It seems to me that there is a generic form of just about every cereal these days. Even the weird crappy ones that I can't imagine anyone ever buys. There is a veritable cornucopia of generic cereals, one for every cereal except Kix. Kix, and Corn Chex are probably my two favorite cereals. Finding generic Corn Chex is a no-brainer, everyone makes that, but I've never seen a generic Kix.

I wonder if General Mills has some crazy patent on the process they use to make Kix so darn delicious. That's the only reason I can think of as to why there is no generic Kix. Am I crazy? Has anyone ever seen a generic Kix? If so where can I get some! I'm sure part of the reason that Kix is the most expensive cereal you can buy is because there is no generic version.

I smell conspiracy!
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Date:August 15th, 2004 04:18 pm (UTC)
Generic Kix is almost a Googlewhack. But it looks like Wal-Mart makes Great Value Silly Corn!

During my search for Silly Corn related information, I found The Empty Bowl -- all cereal, all the time. It's almost as obscurely hardcore as BevNet.
Date:August 16th, 2004 11:28 am (UTC)
They must have gotten the technology from the aliens when we went to the moon.


They come from elves

Scott Francis Baker