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Scott Francis Baker


July 8th, 2004

Sam Donaldson blames "no-good teenagers" for littering his property with dead bodies @ 10:48 am

(10:45:50) scottchiefbaker: I believe Fitz said PHP is for pussy lickers
(10:45:59) scottchiefbaker: I've never been happier to be a pussy licker

(10:46:14) bradwhit2: if Canada were a programming language
(10:46:16) bradwhit2: it would be PHP

(10:48:28) forcei: So would emacs be Russia then since emacs is so complicated it edits you?
(10:48:45) forcei: We might code in PHP but at least we're not communists.
 
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From:gorgonous
Date:July 8th, 2004 10:55 am (UTC)
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I'd still like to know what it is that Perl coders lick since PHP coders already have claim to pussy..
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From:vanbeast
Date:July 8th, 2004 11:02 am (UTC)
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Perl coders lick pussy too, just in many different ways and are much better at it.
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From:whitaker
Date:July 8th, 2004 11:06 am (UTC)
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yeah, see. perl coders do it in 69 fasion, THEN get mad booty afterwards.

php programmers are just bitches.
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From:gorgonous
Date:July 8th, 2004 11:31 am (UTC)
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That's like a C programmer saying all Perl programmers are bitches because they're not hardcore enough. You wouldn't write LJ in C because it would be totally ridiculous and it would take too long to do anything.

Just like I don't write simple and moderate web scripts in Perl because it's a pain in the ass compared to PHP. I've never had the opportunity to work on a site that gets a gazillion hits a day, so I haven't had the need for Perl.

Right tool for the job, and all that. It'd be foolish to waste my time with Perl when PHP is a better overall solution for my needs.

And as for the typed operator thing.. Add an extra = to == in PHP and it becomes a typed comparison. === is probably just as fast to type as eq, and I only have to use it when I need it.

P.S. Perl sucks.
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From:whitaker
Date:July 8th, 2004 11:46 am (UTC)
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wow... that sounds like something a PHP BITCH would say. :-P
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From:gorgonous
Date:July 8th, 2004 11:53 am (UTC)
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I made your mom my personal PHP bitch three times last night.
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From:muerte
Date:July 8th, 2004 12:02 pm (UTC)
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BOOYAH!
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From:vanbeast
Date:July 8th, 2004 05:35 pm (UTC)
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wow, how the hell'd I miss this thread before?
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From:gorgonous
Date:August 3rd, 2004 09:57 pm (UTC)
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Wow, I just got this email right now. ;)
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From:ntang
Date:July 8th, 2004 11:56 am (UTC)
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Yeah, only tiny shops like Yahoo use PHP. Losers!
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From:muerte
Date:July 8th, 2004 12:03 pm (UTC)
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PHP is getting a lot of mainstream respect these days. The language has really matured, I'm very happy with it for my needs. But of course, the best tool for the job should always take precedence over personal opinion.
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From:whitaker
Date:July 8th, 2004 03:02 pm (UTC)
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Yo momma's getting a lot of mainstream respect these days.

A good $.25 blowjob's getting harder and harder to find these days.
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From:whitaker
Date:July 8th, 2004 11:03 am (UTC)
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ice cream. mmmmmmm.
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From:muerte
Date:July 8th, 2004 11:12 am (UTC)
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Let me write some perl code here for you...

if ("ice cream" lt "pussy") { print "Pussy is better!\n"; }
elsif ("ice cream" gt "pussy") { print "Ice Cream is better!"; }
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From:whitaker
Date:July 8th, 2004 11:17 am (UTC)
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print ('ice cream' lt 'pussy' ? 'Pussy' : 'Ice Cream') . ' is better!';
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From:vanbeast
Date:July 8th, 2004 11:18 am (UTC)
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goddamn you and your ternaries.
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From:muerte
Date:July 8th, 2004 11:23 am (UTC)
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Amen! I have no idea what that means...
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From:whitaker
Date:July 8th, 2004 03:04 pm (UTC)
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exactly.

php has ternaries as well. it's really one of the simpler logical constructs.

might want to learn php before turning into an evangelist. :-P
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From:whitaker
Date:July 8th, 2004 10:59 am (UTC)
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I blame Sam Donaldson for littering my TV with old men!
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From:muerte
Date:July 8th, 2004 11:01 am (UTC)
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Is your enormous erection preventing you from thinking rationally?
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From:vanbeast
Date:July 8th, 2004 11:08 am (UTC)
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It's certainly preventing me from thinking rationaly.
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From:vanbeast
Date:July 8th, 2004 11:08 am (UTC)
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See? I can't even spell correctly!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:July 8th, 2004 11:59 am (UTC)

VIM - Because for you the 70s might not be over.

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It's the millennium. All you asshat VIM users need to just let go of the 'out-moded' editors. I swear, you people should be using bash, awk, and sed to edit stuff. Vi is the devil. VI is Venom Incarnate. VI is the 6, the devils number:

http://www.dina.dk/~abraham/religion/

From:bigj
Date:July 9th, 2004 09:53 am (UTC)
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If Canada where a programming language it would be Basic.

Scott Francis Baker