?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Scott Francis Baker


May 19th, 2004

Yellow jackets convert entire mobile home into massive bee hive @ 02:34 pm

Today at work a lady was giving me some advice on how to clear up my nose. She said that while she was pregnant she got a couple sinus infections but they couldn't give her any anti-biotics because they might affect the baby so she had to go a more mundane route. This is what they recommended to her and thus what she recommended to me.

Ingredients:
Some cup warm water
Some salt to mix with the water
A spoon

So you mix up this salt water solution and then get a spoonful of the salt and snort it way up your nose. Basically the salt water is supposed to break up whatever is in your sinuses and clear everything out.

Today I went home at lunch at tried it out. I was expecting it would really burn like when your swimming and you get a noseful of water. However the spoon is precisely the right amount of liquid to get enough in your nose, but not enough to cause too much pain. It does burn a little, but it's not too bad. I must say I'm really breathing clearly right now I'm stoked! I totally douched my nose!

P.S. Jason and I gonna make a million dollars selling insulin suppositories.
 
Share  |  |

Comments

 
[User Picture Icon]
From:angz
Date:May 19th, 2004 04:45 pm (UTC)
(Link)
Maybe now I will get some sleep at night.
[User Picture Icon]
From:muerte
Date:May 20th, 2004 10:37 am (UTC)
(Link)
I didn't get any sleep. I had to sleep on the couch SITTING UP!
[User Picture Icon]
From:stauss
Date:May 19th, 2004 06:28 pm (UTC)
(Link)
"douched my nose!" ... Bahaha, you crack me up : )
[User Picture Icon]
From:muerte
Date:May 20th, 2004 10:36 am (UTC)
(Link)
Perhaps I gave myself a nose enema?

Scott Francis Baker