I got an email from a guy I do some side work for. I hadn't heard from him in a couple of days because he was moving. I present you know with his feelings on moving:

Yes, I am afraid that if I am now given a choice between moving all my crap 3 states away in only 2 days, or being drug naked, by my testies through boiling lava... I will take the lava. - Matthew Taft