Man, I tried switching from moldy bread to a stick that was up someone's ass, and man, it sucked!
I think I found a new and education site... sexualpositionsfree.com, which is basically a site of all these weird sexual possitions demonstrated using these weird wooden dolls. The Internet never ceases to amaze me. sassadaisy I think you should submit the flapping dove to the site and see if he'll add it.
So far I think my favorite has to be "Turning Possition" as demonstrated below:
P.S. Mario is a dirty whore! I hear he likes young boys!