Well I'm not well versed in my Cat in the Hat so he proceeds to tell us the story. When the Cat and the Hat goes to the kid's house they party and play all day long and trash the house. When the kids realize the parents are coming home they freak out because the house is a mess. The Cat in the Hat says not to worry and takes off his hat and removes Thing 1 and Thing 2 from it. They proceed to clean and fix everything in the entired house.
The moral of the story is that Thing 1 and Thing 2 are the go to guys and they can do anything. Not bad I'd say. The part I haven't figured out yet, does that mean my boss is supposed to be the Cat in the Hat and he always messes things up?