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Scott Francis Baker

October 14th, 2003

Human clone pricetag set at £100,000. Don't bother with the extended warranty @ 08:20 am

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Date:October 14th, 2003 11:11 am (UTC)
I mean, c'mon, more than all his predecessors combined? What, he goes through McDonald's and they get his order right so he saints the drive-thru boy? "Patron saint of fast food drive-through orders"

Someone gets up to give him their seat on the subway and he saints them too? "Patron saint of being polite to the pope on the subway"

There has to be a limit. Has to be!

"Patron saint of picking up the nickel I dropped and giving it back to me"

"Patron saint of saying God Bless You when I sneezed"

"Patron saint of saying gesundheit when I sneezed"

"Patron saint of holding the door open for me when I was entering the popemobile"

"Patron saint of closing the door after I got into the popemobile"

"Patron saint of being there when I was sitting on a bench bored"

Scott Francis Baker