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Tomorrow there is a company function at the gun club. I guess we're going to be trap shooting. Considering I've never fired any sort of firearm, firing a shotgun at a clay pigeon should be interesting. Our first cool company function was paintballing a month or so ago. Now we're moving up to trap shooting. I figure by this time next year we'll be firing heavy artillery or perhaps running bombing missions against Turkey.
Shooting stuff rules! I may even take my paintball gun to the gun club, we shall see.