Scott Francis Baker (muerte) wrote,
Scott Francis Baker

Michigan county accidently bans smoking in private homes

So the other day I emailed my new boss:

Thank you for the request, and I want to assure you that it will be considered
very seriously once the psychological profile is complete.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Scott Baker
> Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2003 10:59 AM
> To: Dena Clark
> Subject: Machete
> Dear Dena,
> We just had a meeting with HR and she brought up that some of the
> operations guys get CTA machetes. I'm just curious when us IT guys are
> going to get our machetes? I went into the patch panel closet the other
> day and almost lost a leg. I was able to fight my way free with my
> leatherman tool, but it took me three hours. If only I'd had a machete.
> Thanks for reading,
> Scott

I just got ANOTHER email from her stating that she's going to be out of town and we have any issues we'll be reporting directly to the president of the company until she gets back. Her email included a PS that said "This may be a good time to escalate that request for machetes."

How cool is that?

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