And on a totally different note:
ScottChiefBaker: What's the big seller?
cac0f0ny: but yesterday i got one of those $150 ones out
ScottChiefBaker: You sold $150 dildo?
ScottChiefBaker: No way... what the heck does it do?
cac0f0ny: the dishes
cac0f0ny: no, not really
cac0f0ny: but it has a digital screen on it
cac0f0ny: i'm totally serious
ScottChiefBaker: No farking way... digital display? Does it give you a measurement of the pleasure value in full LCD glory?
cac0f0ny: it just tells them which mode it's running it
cac0f0ny: they totally could get more creative with it