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Scott Francis Baker


July 7th, 2003

"Swimming with the dolphins" attraction sued after woman gets butt kicked by said dolphins @ 11:17 pm

Ike and I drove by his house to check out his wiring situation for data. His crawl space is pretty big so we were peaking into it (hanging in it from above) and I saw there were some spiderwebs in it. No big deal there are always spiderwebs under a house. Then I saw it! The single largest "free range" spider I've ever seen in my natural life. The thing was the size of a grapefruit and it was devouring a large rat it has just caught. Actually that's all BS but it was a freaking huge spider. It was seriously the biggest spider I've ever seen live. I don't do spiders very well.

Later today at work my brother calls me and starts bitching about playing raquetball since we haven't played in a while. We agree to play after work and I get up there about 7:30 and we play for an hour. I totally kicked his butt just like usual but on the LAST point of the LAST game he hits a shot directly into my junk. I fall to the floor and the lights immediately go out signaling that our time was up... I didn't move for thiry seconds. Crazy thing is, it was the perfect shot. 100% twig and 0% berries. Wow! At least I won the game.
 
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From:blackice
Date:July 7th, 2003 11:43 pm (UTC)
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Oww, I think my junk just quivered at reading that :|
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From:monkeyhole
Date:July 8th, 2003 01:16 am (UTC)
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Dude, I REALLY don't want to hear about your quivering junk.
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From:blackice
Date:July 8th, 2003 07:26 am (UTC)
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OMG Pete, is that u?!?
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From:monkeyhole
Date:July 9th, 2003 01:53 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, it's me. Hi.
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From:muerte
Date:July 9th, 2003 01:57 pm (UTC)
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I still own you at pinball!
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From:muerte
Date:July 8th, 2003 08:08 am (UTC)
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Don't lie, you live to hear about quivering junk.

Scott Francis Baker