Scott Francis Baker (muerte) wrote,
Scott Francis Baker
muerte

Phone sex worker given workers' comp for carpel tunnel syndrome after masturbating too much

Two things of note happened today. I had a dentist appointment at 7:20am which is way too damn early. That in and of itself is not noteworthy but the fact that the dentist said I had Mercedes teeth was. Apparently that means my teeth are good for 60,000 miles, but after that they fall apart. Unlike his which are only Volkswagen which fall apart as soon as you leave the lot. Either way it's all dentist BS, but I thought it was funny.

After work five of us CTA (and Ben) guys went out to Outback Steakhouse for wheezer's 26 birthday. It was pretty decent but I wasn't feeling well so I didn't eat. Not to mention that I really don't dig on steak. It was quite funny watching Jason eat his red/pink medium-rare infirm steam/roast/beef thing. I've never heard steak referred to as infirm, but apparently it just means soft. Either way it was a little too pink for my taste. I was happy with my strawberry lemonade.
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