how big a fear is being impailed on a shaft of frozen urine from a passing aeroplane, for you

These have to be Photoshop jobs, but the concept is pretty darn funny... Basiscally the premise of these is (per the email)

What you see below are not see-thru skirts. They are actually prints on the skirts to make it look as if the panties are visible and they are the current rage in Japan.