I think I have a new pet peeve. My pet peeve is hearing people breathe. It drives me crazy. If you have to take a deep breath and I hear that, it's ok. But if I have to listen to you breathe for any extended period of time it really starts to get on my nerves. It just seems weird. It's not that hard to breathe silently! Do it!
And for all you people not getting enough sex, I dedicate this to you.