Scott Francis Baker (muerte) wrote,
Scott Francis Baker
muerte

3 students lose 2100 cans of beer in traffic stop

So I've stayed home from work sick for the last two days... Everyone has been asking me what's wrong so I've been telling people (as a joke) that my vulva is really sore. So I was searching Google for vulva stuff and I found two of the most outrageous things I've even seen. The first is a vulva-puppet that apparently a couple can use to teach each other what works and what doesn't, and the second is a vulva purse!!!

I can't tell you how many times I've been lying in bed and I thought, "if only I had a vulva puppet perhaps I could please my woman better..." or even, "Damn it, I left the house and I forgot my cell phone. If only I had a purse shaped like a vulva I'd never forget my cell phone again!"

 
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