Scott Francis Baker (muerte) wrote,
Scott Francis Baker

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So I've stayed home from work sick for the last two days... Everyone has been asking me what's wrong so I've been telling people (as a joke) that my vulva is really sore. So I was searching Google for vulva stuff and I found two of the most outrageous things I've even seen. The first is a vulva-puppet that apparently a couple can use to teach each other what works and what doesn't, and the second is a vulva purse!!!

I can't tell you how many times I've been lying in bed and I thought, "if only I had a vulva puppet perhaps I could please my woman better..." or even, "Damn it, I left the house and I forgot my cell phone. If only I had a purse shaped like a vulva I'd never forget my cell phone again!"


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