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Scott Francis Baker


January 10th, 2003

3 students lose 2100 cans of beer in traffic stop @ 01:51 pm

So I've stayed home from work sick for the last two days... Everyone has been asking me what's wrong so I've been telling people (as a joke) that my vulva is really sore. So I was searching Google for vulva stuff and I found two of the most outrageous things I've even seen. The first is a vulva-puppet that apparently a couple can use to teach each other what works and what doesn't, and the second is a vulva purse!!!

I can't tell you how many times I've been lying in bed and I thought, "if only I had a vulva puppet perhaps I could please my woman better..." or even, "Damn it, I left the house and I forgot my cell phone. If only I had a purse shaped like a vulva I'd never forget my cell phone again!"

 
 
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From:anilnaik
Date:January 10th, 2003 02:13 pm (UTC)
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Christ man! Disturbing and hilarious...best damn post in awhile. ;-)

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From:ferrell
Date:January 10th, 2003 02:13 pm (UTC)
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shit, I'll buy 5!
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From:muerte
Date:January 10th, 2003 08:27 pm (UTC)
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I've got my 5 already on order!
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From:aquatwo
Date:January 10th, 2003 05:09 pm (UTC)
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some guy on the street gave lurker. an inflatable one (yay for perverted balloon animals!). he gave it to his gf, kitanaor...

Scott Francis Baker