Ben is totally gay and likes shaven men's taints. We're totally stinko right now and watching some massive Duck Tales. It's like a gay duck tales love fest over here. The last time Jason watched Duck Tales his father wasn't dead, how trippy is that?

Also... "That is the largest taint I've ever seen" left my lips earlier... Scary shit. We're about one shot of vodka away from signing Derek up for some massive gay porn!