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I'm one step closer to convincing the city of Canby that I'm a Redneck. I just took a trip to Freddies real quick to get two things: a pitchfork, and the cheapest beer they had. I needed cheap beer for a lawn food concoction that I'm mixing up. And in case you're wondering there was a tie for the cheapest beer: PBR, and Hamms. I went with Hamms because I know it probably has less of a chance of getting drank by one of my friends.
Walking around Freddies carrying a six pack of 16 oz Hamms and a pitchfork gets you some pretty weird looks. I even had one guy mention to his wife, "never mess with a man buying a pitchfork." Sweet!
The concotion for my lawn:
1 cup dish soap 1 can cheap beer 1 can sugary pop/soda 1 or 2 cups amonia