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Scott Francis Baker

August 28th, 2002

Doctors say surfing the net late at night is bad for sperm @ 08:56 pm

I'm one step closer to convincing the city of Canby that I'm a Redneck. I just took a trip to Freddies real quick to get two things: a pitchfork, and the cheapest beer they had. I needed cheap beer for a lawn food concoction that I'm mixing up. And in case you're wondering there was a tie for the cheapest beer: PBR, and Hamms. I went with Hamms because I know it probably has less of a chance of getting drank by one of my friends.

Walking around Freddies carrying a six pack of 16 oz Hamms and a pitchfork gets you some pretty weird looks. I even had one guy mention to his wife, "never mess with a man buying a pitchfork." Sweet!

The concotion for my lawn:

1 cup dish soap
1 can cheap beer
1 can sugary pop/soda
1 or 2 cups amonia
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Date:August 30th, 2002 10:35 am (UTC)
Even the critters love the Pabst!

Scott Francis Baker