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Scott Francis Baker


August 27th, 2002

Visual Studio .Net: Now with more Viruses @ 05:42 pm

What would you say if you could ask God one question? Some people would ask something along the lines of, "what's the meaning of life" or "Why did my sister have to die in that car crash" or something else... Not me.

If I met God and had the chance to ask him/her/it one question I'd ask, "what were you smoking when you designed the wang!" Everyone things peeing standing up is the greatest thing ever, but it's not. It's a real pain in the ass some times. The wang is not a reliable instrument. You're trying to pee into a toilet and that thing is all over sometimes. Specially on a hot day when you got some stickage or bendage you're all over.

Don't get me wrong, it's not THAT hard to aim the thing, but it's totally unreliable and inconsistent.
 
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From:sassadaisy
Date:August 27th, 2002 06:35 pm (UTC)
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at least you have a choice to sit or stand! i don't enjoy camping for the very reason that God did not give women the option to stand. if we do stand up we'll just pis down our legs, so we have to be in good shape to squat over a dirty toilet!
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From:stauss
Date:August 27th, 2002 07:37 pm (UTC)
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No complaints here : )

Scott Francis Baker