You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. @ 03:49 pm
Ok I need to clear my conscience... Today at lunch I went to Fred Meyers and bought a nice Boston stapler for $5.99... But I didn't buy staples!!! Instead I came back to work and stole 100 staples and put them directly in my stapler. I'm going straight to hell I know.