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Scott Francis Baker

April 12th, 2002

"Goodbye, oh cruel world. I can not live in a place where my nonsensical subjects get cut sho..." @ 11:39 pm

*sigh* LiveJournal decided to start limiting subject lines to 100 characters! That ruins a lot of my really good subject lines. Rather than wasting them all together I've included them here for your reading enjoyment.

AOL is the leading corporate contender for the position of "most likely to challenge Microsoft to a sumo wrestling death match."

yeah I was in marketing, you have to learn how to understand and deal with marketing people, they are an odd sort

This news is conveyed by a vampire leader whose brain can be dimly seen through a light blue translucent plastic shell, more evidence of the design influence of the original iMac

The Krazy Korean, Honolulu Harry, and Decomposing Dan pose for a photo at the recent National Mutant Businessman Convention.

These are the games that leave you numb enough to sit through an entire Britney Spears or Mariah Carey movie without complaining.

some unscrupulous websites have tried to boost their ranking by including images on their pages of bread crumbs, bird seed and parrots posing seductively in resplendent plumage

gosh darn it, every time we hear that Windows chime we have spontaneous orgasms because the software is such an incredible joy to work with

All my attempts in training them to be my unholy ant army of the night have failed so I have to destroy them.

mind you george bush didnt attend the funeral, i think it was because there was no free beer or an electric bucking bronco
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Date:April 13th, 2002 10:10 pm (UTC)
You forgot "I donno, but that's a waist of one perfectly good Hitler costume."
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Date:April 14th, 2002 12:40 am (UTC)
It's still coming dude... that's not over the 100 char limit.
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Date:April 14th, 2002 12:44 pm (UTC)

it's ok, Scott

Even with the numbers crunch you still have me rolling in the aisles with laughter! :)

Scott Francis Baker