Scott Francis Baker (muerte) wrote,
Scott Francis Baker
muerte

Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!

So Ben is cooking himself some soup and I'm talking to him in the kitchen when the doorbell rings. It's about 7:15 at this time and we're not expecting anyone. So I go to the door and there is a kid, about 14, at the door with a sleeping bag and a pillow. He says, "Is this where the slumber party is?" I'm sort of dumb founded and I reply, "No I don't think so man, sorry."
"This is the place with the all the DVDs and the Playstation 2 right?"
"Well ya I guess, but there isn't any slumber party here dude"
"Well my friends told me that you were having a slumber party so I came over"
"Sorry man"
"Ok, well I'll just walk all the way... home"

I close the door and look at Ben... Wow! I'm not sure if the kid was serious or fucking around. The only thing that makes sense is that his friends dared him to come to the door like that. I mean no one in their right mind would show up at some random house for a slumber party. Canby is weird man...

On a side note I watched the Tom Green Subway Monkey Hour tonight. It was pretty damn funny. The bit with the dildo on the sushi treadmill thing was hillarious.
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