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Scott Francis Baker


April 5th, 2002

Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month! @ 10:07 pm

So Ben is cooking himself some soup and I'm talking to him in the kitchen when the doorbell rings. It's about 7:15 at this time and we're not expecting anyone. So I go to the door and there is a kid, about 14, at the door with a sleeping bag and a pillow. He says, "Is this where the slumber party is?" I'm sort of dumb founded and I reply, "No I don't think so man, sorry."
"This is the place with the all the DVDs and the Playstation 2 right?"
"Well ya I guess, but there isn't any slumber party here dude"
"Well my friends told me that you were having a slumber party so I came over"
"Sorry man"
"Ok, well I'll just walk all the way... home"

I close the door and look at Ben... Wow! I'm not sure if the kid was serious or fucking around. The only thing that makes sense is that his friends dared him to come to the door like that. I mean no one in their right mind would show up at some random house for a slumber party. Canby is weird man...

On a side note I watched the Tom Green Subway Monkey Hour tonight. It was pretty damn funny. The bit with the dildo on the sushi treadmill thing was hillarious.
 
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From:stauss
Date:April 5th, 2002 11:14 pm (UTC)
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DUDE!!! You didn't let my little cousin come in and spend the night!?!?! Your a cruel man Mr. Baker.
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From:potsie
Date:April 5th, 2002 11:48 pm (UTC)
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Dude. You know Ben invited that kid over.
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From:muerte
Date:April 5th, 2002 11:52 pm (UTC)
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Slumber party in Ben's room!!! Woohoo!
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From:themabbi
Date:April 6th, 2002 04:35 pm (UTC)
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He was way too old for one of my slumber parties...
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From:muerte
Date:April 6th, 2002 05:55 pm (UTC)
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Hahahaha
From:(Anonymous)
Date:April 8th, 2002 09:18 am (UTC)

pedophile

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hmm......
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From:stauss
Date:April 8th, 2002 05:58 pm (UTC)

Re: pedophile

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Dude! It's a joke! Get over it!
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From:muerte
Date:April 8th, 2002 06:36 pm (UTC)

Re: pedophile

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Some people are a little slow
From:bigj
Date:April 9th, 2002 11:17 am (UTC)
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So when are we going to have the next orgy...Imean slumber party

Scott Francis Baker