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Scott Francis Baker


February 12th, 2002

I already have the Electrical and Water Utilities and hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place. I have a monopoly to maintain, dammit! @ 09:41 am

Lawrence Gibretto WWN's paranormal investigatorsays that Britney Spears is from out space and that the breast implants that she is alleged to have had inserted are actually part of a "sophisticated mind-control system that could be used to send hypnotic signal to human males."

According to Gibretto she already has control of Bob Dole. "Just watch his face in those Pepsi commercials," says Gibertto. "Dole is just the first step to her ultimate conquest - Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan." Gibretto also says that Britney's hit, 'Oops, I did It Again,' first this the airwaves just six days after a village in Peru was invinerated by a mysterious blue ray from outer space.
 
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From:aquatwo
Date:February 12th, 2002 10:34 am (UTC)
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lol. you rock Scott.
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From:muerte
Date:February 12th, 2002 03:22 pm (UTC)
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Oh I know ;)
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From:graceadieu
Date:February 12th, 2002 10:39 am (UTC)

I agree that Scott rocks...

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but the other guy sounds like he has been drinking too much Dr. Pepper! :)
From:bigj
Date:February 12th, 2002 04:45 pm (UTC)
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yeah that theory sounds about right
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From:stauss
Date:February 12th, 2002 05:57 pm (UTC)
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Alien or not, I'd still do her!
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From:muerte
Date:February 12th, 2002 11:02 pm (UTC)
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Amen brotha!

Scott Francis Baker