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Scott Francis Baker

January 12th, 2002

if i was a vacuum, i'd be suckin' up competition. @ 11:15 am

So my mom bought this new toaster the other day. Now this isn't your ordinary toaster, this is the mother of all digital toasters. Instead of having a little dial on the side to set the darkness of your toast it has digital dial that lights up the approapriate led of your selection. It also has special buttons for bagels or waffles. Not to mention that it beeps at your 3 seconds before your toast is done so you can start walking to the toaster sooner. Simply amazing.
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Date:January 13th, 2002 12:01 am (UTC)
You wish you were as hard as Paperboy.

Or Rhythm D for that matter. You don't even get to pour da orange juice.

Date:January 13th, 2002 01:33 pm (UTC)
its not the mother of all toasters unless it had a USB port
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Date:January 14th, 2002 11:37 am (UTC)
Forget that...this toaster wears the daddy pants...
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Date:January 14th, 2002 12:10 pm (UTC)
Ya I saw that... that toaster 0wns!
Date:January 16th, 2002 10:38 am (UTC)

This mother of a toaster....

also wakes you up with an obnoxious beep if you happen to still be in bed while your bread is toasting. Just like a real mom.

Scott Francis Baker