I ain't never met someone who didn't like parfait. You never hear someone say, "Hey, you want some parfait?" "Hell no, I don't want no parfait!"
So I just got home from work about 5 minutes ago. I see there is a package waiting for me on the banister. The return address says: gamelink.com, who I had no idea who they were. I haven't ordered anything lately so I wasn't sure what it was.
I open it up and it's the DVD for Virtual Sex with Jenna. So I'm thinking, what the hell! How did I get a free porno DVD. I check the address and sure enough it's right. I check the credit card number thinking somehow they got my card and ordered it for me. But it's not my credit card.
So whoever the anonymous porno Santa was, thank you!