Scott Francis Baker (muerte) wrote,
Scott Francis Baker

this is why it would suck to be married to someone famous: think of all the women and gay men masturbating to your husband's image

This is my million dollar get rich quick idea:

A sock/condom/appendage that you slip over your schlong when you're in the gym that makes your cock look like it's 12 inches limp... So you slip it on before you go to gym, work out, and then you take a shower... For those guys that are concious about schlong size.

I could make a fortune!

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