Scott Francis Baker (muerte) wrote,
Scott Francis Baker
muerte

Ok people for my next miracle I'm going to turn water into funk!

Hahahaha... spam is starting to get interesting


You're gunna laugh your ass off at this one:

My newest girlfriend Tammy dumped me for looking at online porn. Not only that, but she accidentally walked in on me while I was "looking" at it. (http://www.some-lame-pornsite.com/ if you are curious).

Here's the best part, HER MOM WAS WITH HER!!!!!!

Man, It was TOTALLY HUMILIATING! I had a fist fulla hand cream, pants down to my ankles, this awesome movie of 2 Japanese girls impaling each other with HUGE dildos, the full deal.

Her mom screamed, Tammy started yelling at me (she was so pissed!), and all I could do was laugh. She broke up with me that night and called me a disgusting perv (she was lame anyway).

So now I say, " Fuck settling down, fuck lame-ass girls, FREE P0RN is the way to go!"
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