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Scott Francis Baker

October 8th, 2001

Ok people for my next miracle I'm going to turn water into funk! @ 09:42 am

Hahahaha... spam is starting to get interesting

You're gunna laugh your ass off at this one:

My newest girlfriend Tammy dumped me for looking at online porn. Not only that, but she accidentally walked in on me while I was "looking" at it. (http://www.some-lame-pornsite.com/ if you are curious).

Here's the best part, HER MOM WAS WITH HER!!!!!!

Man, It was TOTALLY HUMILIATING! I had a fist fulla hand cream, pants down to my ankles, this awesome movie of 2 Japanese girls impaling each other with HUGE dildos, the full deal.

Her mom screamed, Tammy started yelling at me (she was so pissed!), and all I could do was laugh. She broke up with me that night and called me a disgusting perv (she was lame anyway).

So now I say, " Fuck settling down, fuck lame-ass girls, FREE P0RN is the way to go!"
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Date:October 8th, 2001 03:30 pm (UTC)
let the whole world know that free porn shall rule
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Date:October 8th, 2001 07:47 pm (UTC)
The first time I read this, I missed the introductory sentence, and was very confused. Or surprised. Or something.

Scott Francis Baker