No your honor we're not a monopoly. We just use our market share to force people to adopt each of our new products @ 11:23 pm
Oh dear lord... this is night three that my brother has had a billion people over. Apparently he has "15" people over tonight! What the fuck... they're all people I don't even know. No one has this many friends. You know how people who sell tupperware have tupperware parties? I bet this is like a, come to my house and drink beer, smoke some weed and then buy from me later party. What the fuck!