If you were funnier than that ABC would have never cancelled us
The HR department came over and they're taking pictures for our new name badges. No one really wears these things, I don't that's for sure. So when she came to take my picture just as she was taking it I made this weird face. She got her picture so I got up. Apparently she didn't think my funny face would look good on a name badge. So she made me take another, under much duress. She did say she'd make two badges for me. I'll give you one guess which one I'll actually use.