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Scott Francis Baker

May 14th, 2001

Carpet! @ 06:12 pm

There's an old lady in the carpet store and she bent over and touches the carpet and she farted, When she gets up she notices that there is a salesman standing behind her. She then asks the salesman, "How much is this carpet?" The salesman replies, "Well, lady...if you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit when you hear the price."
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Scott Francis Baker