When you have had one of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT! days, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. Purchase a rectal thermometer made by *Q-tip. Be very sure that you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table. Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it. You will notice in small print the statment: "Every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
"I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company."