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Scott Francis Baker


April 26th, 2001

PREGNANCY Q & A @ 07:14 pm

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
 
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From:bigj
Date:April 26th, 2001 08:36 pm (UTC)
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this sounds like you got it from my mom.
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From:angz
Date:April 26th, 2001 10:14 pm (UTC)
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Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?


This sounds like you answered the question.
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From:righellis
Date:April 26th, 2001 11:30 pm (UTC)

hahahahha

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i just read the same shit on www.thehun.net you were just about to whack off when you read that shit
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From:muerte
Date:April 27th, 2001 08:51 am (UTC)

Re: hahahahha

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Hahahahahah and I suppose you just go there for the articles?
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From:righellis
Date:April 27th, 2001 09:26 am (UTC)

Re: hahahahha

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who said that? you just have to skip by that stuff to get to the goods

Scott Francis Baker