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Scott Francis Baker

January 14th, 2001

(no subject) @ 04:49 pm

This is what I've been waiting for! They're selling "Extreme Colon Cleanser" on Ebay! Listen to this:

  • Do you tend to feel worn out and just exhausted half-way through the day?
  • Do you suffer from constipation day in an day out and are tired of having to rely on laxatives, that arent very reliable, and eventually stop working?
  • Do you have difficulty digesting your food, even while eating healthy?
  • Do you often have to rely on laxatives, anti-gas medicine, and Antacids?
  • Have you tried just about everything without any results?

Then you need Color Cleanser right now!

These are the symptoms of paracites in your colon:

  • Headaches
  • Unclear Thinking
  • Constipation
  • Slow Reflexes
  • Irregularity
  • Dry Lips During the Day
  • Fast Heartbeat
  • Unable to Lose Weight
  • Depression
  • Diarrhea
  • Digestive Problems
  • Bad Breath
  • Damp Lips at Night
  • Eating but Still Feeling Hungry
  • Unable to Gain Weight
  • Body Aches
  • Gas and Bloating
  • Problems Sleeping
  • Irritability
  • Numb Hands
  • Nervousness
  • Always Tired
  • Poor Appetite
  • Lack of Concentration
  • Constant Sickness
  • Grinding Teeth
  • Burning Sensation in the Stomach
  • Allergy
  • Forgetfulness
  • Loss of Appetite
  • Itchy Ears and Nose
  • Menstrual Problems
  • Drooling While Sleeping
  • Yellowish Face
  • Joint and Muscle Aches
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Date:January 14th, 2001 05:08 pm (UTC)
Sounds like half of the world's health problems would be cured by one big aenema.
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Date:January 14th, 2001 08:58 pm (UTC)


I drool when I sleep sometimes, I must have paracites!
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Date:January 16th, 2001 11:45 am (UTC)

Wow this really must be the answer!

For all those people trying to lose weight you have the answer! For all those trying to gain weight we have the same answer! It's about time we had a scam that really can do everything!

Scott Francis Baker