Scott Francis Baker (muerte) wrote,
Scott Francis Baker

This is what I've been waiting for! They're selling "Extreme Colon Cleanser" on Ebay! Listen to this:

  • Do you tend to feel worn out and just exhausted half-way through the day?
  • Do you suffer from constipation day in an day out and are tired of having to rely on laxatives, that arent very reliable, and eventually stop working?
  • Do you have difficulty digesting your food, even while eating healthy?
  • Do you often have to rely on laxatives, anti-gas medicine, and Antacids?
  • Have you tried just about everything without any results?

Then you need Color Cleanser right now!

These are the symptoms of paracites in your colon:

  • Headaches
  • Unclear Thinking
  • Constipation
  • Slow Reflexes
  • Irregularity
  • Dry Lips During the Day
  • Fast Heartbeat
  • Unable to Lose Weight
  • Depression
  • Diarrhea
  • Digestive Problems
  • Bad Breath
  • Damp Lips at Night
  • Eating but Still Feeling Hungry
  • Unable to Gain Weight
  • Body Aches
  • Gas and Bloating
  • Problems Sleeping
  • Irritability
  • Numb Hands
  • Nervousness
  • Always Tired
  • Poor Appetite
  • Lack of Concentration
  • Constant Sickness
  • Grinding Teeth
  • Burning Sensation in the Stomach
  • Allergy
  • Forgetfulness
  • Loss of Appetite
  • Itchy Ears and Nose
  • Menstrual Problems
  • Drooling While Sleeping
  • Yellowish Face
  • Joint and Muscle Aches

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