December 21st, 2006


"I'm not fat, I just have low bacteroidete and firmicute levels."

When I get to work today there is a small note sitting on my keyboard. It reads as follows:


Happy Holidays 2006

From our family to you...
A toy donation has been made in your
favor to the Starlight Starbright Children
Foundation serving children in local

It was signed by the person who gifted it to me. That's probably the coolest thing I'll get all Christmas. What a good idea.