July 24th, 2006

MrButtlertronPimp

Small town leaders determine that Jello shots are the greatest threat known to mankind

This weekend at Burger King and they were advertising their new BK Stacker burger. Basically it's a burger with your choice of one, two, three, or four patties. We were joking with Jared to see if he could eat the four patty burger. He laughed at us and said, "of course," and then he proceeded to order the four patty BK Stacker and another meal.

Not only did he eat all that food no problem, but he ate the four patty Stacker in less than 4 minutes and 15 seconds. He's a machine! gorgonous and I calculated out his caloric intake for that one meal at 2260 calories and 118 grams of fat.



I almost forgot! Jared got hungry later and almost ate a Lego hamburger as well!